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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:40
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Loons and Moons
The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Trump speech prompts concerns about politicization of military - NBC News
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Valerie Mahaffey, actress in "Desperate Housewives" and "Northern Exposure," dies at 71 - CBS News
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Walmart Nintendo Switch 2: it was in stock and will be back next week - The Shortcut | Matt Swider
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Uber taps AI firm Wayve to pilot fully driverless rides in the UK - CNBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
No way
Men are more likely than women to die of broken heart syndrome, study finds - CNN
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dollar surge could be short-lived after U.S. strike on Iran - CNBC
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading